Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Wakeen Adventures

Skot told Als the best time to go for waks is in the rain, I don't no why. That is the time we are leest liekly to encounter other peeple and ther dogs.  heyy-yyy … wate a minnit ….
I am awsum on waks! and also like a kaynine GPS-slash-privit eye. One day a lady got off a bus and ast Skot for direkshuns. She culnt understand him so we took her all the way to the skool!  I think she wanted to go to the store but, watevs.  Another day we found a letter at the park with a stamp on it but it hadend been maled. Skot wanted to either toss it or open it in case ther was some treets inside but I tok him strate to the house of the guy who had his retern address on it and he was reely glad we came. The lettr was for Revanew Kanada – something to to with tacks. Yesterday we tok a check to the nayber for taking down a skwirl tree that was hanging over our yard. I gess no mor skwirls in my 'hood means no more need for ther Holmes.

Here's the story of perpul chips.
I like them.


So Skot puts 2 extra on his sanwich evry day.


Then they are, like


going


going !


Gone !!


long gone

 
okay, see you next week I gess. What day are you bak - the twelf or fifteenth or so? Als was wondering bekas Pat and Brenda will be staying with them until they go to Sun Peeks on the 10th and she said sumthing abot maybe they cud stuff me in ther trunk.  huh

Hey Bil is doing a gud job of texting, I am imprest.

Aullido de los perros,
Senorita Sophie


Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Konfused


so, I did something the other day that I was pretty proud of but Mark and Jess and Jakkie said it was gross and Skot was sad and Als shrugd it off. I cot and kilt a skwirl. That's my job, rite?! There the same as rats but with bushier tales. I wisht it was a kat but what can you do. Now Als calls me “Killer” and Skot did smile a bit and say they should get me a caller with spikes on it. 
I have been gud in all kinds of other ways, too. For instans Skot has bought these treets for me that only come out at wun time of day – Walkies. He thinks it keeps me better under kontrol coz now wen we pass dangerus chiwowwas and such I have to sit nice and wate. If all I hav to do it sit and look the other way... well … haha we no whose REALLY traned, dont we?!
The acshun on the rode before and after skool is winding down, I guess my reputashun is spredding.










Not to menshun my nose prince.
My most resent bath it wuz a sunny day. Here's us drying out.
Evry wun came over on Sunday. Skot got some presents I guess so he woodn't feel bad about all the attenshun I get.
 

 
 I have taken to layin on whatever Als leaves lyin around wen she goes out to remind her to put her stuf away.
 
My stripey bed for the most part has been layin low but once in a wile I have to chew the crap out of it.  Youv been gone now - what? 2 or 3 daze? - I dout it will last a week.
okay, see you soon 
leave some fish for the next guy

Love
Furry Face

Friday, June 7, 2013

Foiled again

Skot just came in from our bak yard. He reported to Als he had just dun a “perimetr serch”. Bad news for me – there was this gap place I was workin on under the fens to expand my herizons, it was pretty well-skreened. You can see I'm always neer. 
  
I will have to find somewear even less obvius to work on wile he's busy in his gardin. 

This is me gardin our rode.
Skot and me wer just setting down the driveway yesterday when Oh. My. Dawg. 
We saw sumbuddy else on a leash and their person on ARE rode. Skot was telling Als I went berzerk – that must mean “to werk”. Als askt him “How can you tell berzerk from normal?” He said “It's a hire level of crazy.”

 It was hard wek wateverit was.

I havnet just been loungin around, here at Kamp either. I have perfected the “douple grab and drop”. Uszly I just take off with and slobber on one of Als slippers wen she gets home as a sine of affekshun but I figgered there was room for improovement.
Ta dah !!
Speaking of sines, Math is getting kind of boreen these days. After all these many munths there is not much left I havent herd. Well, besides “no, Sophie”. At that time ther lips are movin it beats me wats comin out.


Okay over and out for now,
Sophster, esq.









Saturday, June 1, 2013

You have traned me well

Skot was laffing and laffing yesterday and had to explain to Als why. It seems he was not aware of the EFAWS* we have in Klona. That is to say – whenever I heer a raspberry from a peeples rear end I take off like a cat out of hell (wear there ALL frum) befor the smell catches up. Every time!!!!!!

*Early Fart Awareness warning System




was that a braaaap I herd ?! Skott looks a little too smug

better NOT be if you want to keep compnee with me!


Als wanted to say Thanks for the beyootiful berry bowl and she was laffing and laffing about something too. It was about how you put the Kare and Feeding of Me sheet in with a bottle of wine. Garanteed Als will see it there!!

She was kurius about sumthing tho. Also in the bag was a pare of cardboard 3-Dee glasses from the Vibrant Vine. Was that for looken at the Kalala label witch is kind of embossed, or who noes?


Alrite – I wanted to also show you I’m not the only one misbehaven around heer. oh wait did I say that out loud?! I ment to say look what needs to be put in its place :




there, that'll show ya



I know you don’t like me to say dum-ass even though it makes up a mane part of Als vokabulary but onestly … !

Skot and her came back from koffee with these 2 things.




Which would YOU have given me ???!!

No duh, right ?!


sigh …..

So little time, so much for them to lern



oh well, the laps and oops! are alrite heer I gess



see you soon,



The Me xxoo