Sunday, June 22, 2014

Prancing in the Street




That is a reprezentashun of wat hapend today.

um, not boyz singing like that, but the wurld been happy.
 
I will let Skot tell it [with Als intrupteen as usual]

S : So, me and Sophie are out waken and this lady on a bike stops rite at us. She gushes on and on “THAT is the cutest dog I hav ever seen!!”

A : I do not bleev that.

S : The she saes “I used to hav a wire-hare fox terror”

A : Okay, now I bleev it.

S : and she sed I am VERY well-groomed!

A : Props to me, and Kit.

S : The lady sed her dog livd for seventine yeers.

A : Uh-oh.

S : And for elevn of those yeers she took it to wurk evry day.

A : O those lucky wurkers.


I did not see any ratz in the bush today but it wuz at that same spot ware the lady stopt. I am aware you and Als had a “just kideen” conversahun about me goin over to vancoover to cleer out the vermin from the kiddees playground. 
Ime serius, I wud do it no charge. It wud be better for the ratz than traps – as you say, kwik and bludless.  Think mor about it.


Hay!! You will never bleev this!! A KAT sneekt in heer!!
How??...When?? maybe Kathee left her windo open … I dunno
At any rate, I tried to get under the dor and kleer out the problem but no luk.  

 So far !!!   mwahahaha ....

 

Mooch of the day today is a still and a movee.
Did you no I reely like banas?  I reely do!!  See if they have them at Petsetra wen you get hoam.



 Heers me keeping yor bed warm like I do evry day until you ar hoam.
 I try to spred around the joy, too.

 And, now, can you gess wich wun is me? 


   
Anser : the kutest – agane, another gimme

See yu soon !

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

They like me, they REELY like me !!


well, no sirprize ther, BUT

on Sunday they arrangd a speshul gathering for me, called “Pawther’s Day”, or something like that.  I no it wasn’t my burthday becas they dint sing the song. Besides I just had my burthday last month or so …

First, 8 of my favrit people came and gathered round me.

Grannee sukt up to me.






Mooch of the day  :
They had roast beast!!
 

And - yule never bleeve it, given the trak record of this place – afterward Skot and Grannee tuk me for a long car-ride!!!!  Grannee got out about haf way thru the trip, we just left her ther and came back home. I gess she wanted to carry on the partee somewhere else….
 









that's me ridin shotgun

The weather has been pretty gud all week yuve been gone.  Here’s me gardin the gardin – not a hide nor a hare dares come around.
 

If Bil misses pulling toys with me you can give him a tug in my absents,

Love, the wun and only Sopharoo  xxoo



Thursday, June 12, 2014

All wet


Another Wensday another bath.   

Yu no, THAT part I tollereight pretty gud but you really shud speek to Als about sumthings.
Wun : A)  She clames to hav sum kind of medikal nollege but its not hard to understand how she lost her liesens  [  Wun : B no duh, hang it on your nek dumass ]  anyway wat I was sayeen is she is far from a dental higenist. I am kwite shur she is using the rong end of the teethbrush – do remind her the rite way.
Too) She also washed all my towls and beds – EVEN the wun I shake the shite out of so much [round doenut that goes in my krate]. That is toetally UN-nessessary!! I had a good bunch of green guts coming out of it and she went and stuft it bak in and soed up the hole.  Pleeze set her strate ther to.

Heerz me dryeen off  :

  Also this  :

wate for it ….

wate for it …. 

 Bone-us reel for Bone-us points

I am dusteen the flor heer becoz  :
a)    Sumwun sed “Bath-time!”
b)    Sumwun sed “Bed-time!”
c)    Sumwun sed “Beef-time!”



  Ya, I agree – that was a gimme
Skot says I was about to helicopt any sekund.


Mooch of The day

The World Cup has started.  I gess everywun has to have goles, even Croasha.  This is my gole before I get home. 

Yor swirrel and chipmunk are lucky ther not around heer or I’d be that much closer!

See yu guys in a wile,

Sophster  xxoo

Monday, June 9, 2014

Hewy Loois …



… may “want” a new drug, but I’ve got wun!
It is called the “coffie cooky”, wich is wat I get when Skot and Als go out evry morning. heh heh I gess Skot thinks since I get a treet at bedtime I should hav wun at go away time too. No komplaints here!

Tudering is not winding down at all so far, ther ar stil lots of kids wanting to see me evry week – cant blame em.  It's getting boreen tho doing the same lessuns again and again

Yoo kan see why its hard to get in my blogging time – thees guys are always hogging the computer. I wate and I wate…
   
Jackie has gone on 2 long waks with me and Skot – both at nite after she comes over for math and eets. This is her “asserting her dominants”.
grr-umph!  I don’t see Skot giving HER any peenut butter tost or ME needing any help with math!

Mooches of The Day


Bone-us Extra ;   Mooch of The Week
Jeez Louize is that guy visually impared or wat??!!  get with the program!!

   

I bleeve yor fone is broke or sumthing but heers my number if you need it.
 

Watch out for tiks and heers some liks, from me  xxoo