Like, “I” know the best way to handel people tuching the rode
is simplee yell at them until they go away. Wurks evry time. Sumtimes it takes
a wile, sumtimes they cum bak evry day like the letter karrier, sumtimes yu haf
to amp up the volyume, sumtimes Skot intrupts me.
Wun thing I don’t get about “him” is wat happend today. He
goes all cyko about some inanimit objekt he sees on the porch – a “slug” he
kalt it. Onestly I cud not have been leest interested. Apparently its sum kind
of mistree how it got ther and how long it took to get ther. Ther is NO mistree
tho that akkordeen to Skot its intenshuns are wun hundrid perscent evil. It was
hedding rite for his greenhouse. That
is, if you cud say sometheen resembling my turd cud be hedding anywear. He seemed to take a wile to figger out wich fens to fling it over. The 3 neerest naybers “hav gardens” – the thurd wun over has a
yappy annoying dog – Bingo! kase klosed.
Hay I sed last tiem that Jakob wuzzent coming bak but I gess
he was haven a hard time not seen me. He was back on Toosday and is coming
again tomorrow. THAT is sposed to be the
last time.
It is a troo fakt that Jakob is weel-nown as a “bee wisperer”. They go to him, and he pets them. He is very pertective of them. Skot kalls Jakob a “dog wisperer” as wel. Notice this sequence of events.
I leep on him
He holds me
I am getting sleeeeepy
I am conkt out
Speekeen of movies [and stinky feet!], they hav sum pretty gud teevee here. Not
much Space or Storge Wars or Historee or wotnaught but they do like “Bones”. Me too!
See yu next week – thats Joon izzen it ?
Soaf xxoo
