Konfused

so, I did something the other day that I was pretty proud of but Mark and Jess and Jakkie said it was gross and Skot was sad and Als shrugd it off. I cot and kilt a skwirl. That's my job, rite?! There the same as rats but with bushier tales. I wisht it was a kat but what can you do. Now Als calls me “Killer” and Skot did smile a bit and say they should get me a caller with spikes on it. 

I have been gud in all kinds of other ways, too. For instans Skot has bought these treets for me that only come out at wun time of day – Walkies. He thinks it keeps me better under kontrol coz now wen we pass dangerus chiwowwas and such I have to sit nice and wate. If all I hav to do it sit and look the other way... well … haha we no whose REALLY traned, dont we?!

The acshun on the rode before and after skool is winding down, I guess my reputashun is spredding.

Not to menshun my nose prince.

My most resent bath it wuz a sunny day. Here's us drying out.

Evry wun came over on Sunday. Skot got some presents I guess so he woodn't feel bad about all the attenshun I get.
 

 

 I have taken to layin on whatever Als leaves lyin around wen she goes out to remind her to put her stuf away.

 

My stripey bed for the most part has been layin low but once in a wile I have to chew the crap out of it.  Youv been gone now - what? 2 or 3 daze? - I dout it will last a week.

okay, see you soon 

leave some fish for the next guy

Love

Furry Face

Foiled again

Skot just came in from our bak yard. He reported to Als he had just dun a “perimetr serch”. Bad news for me – there was this gap place I was workin on under the fens to expand my herizons, it was pretty well-skreened. You can see I'm always neer. 

  

I will have to find somewear even less obvius to work on wile he's busy in his gardin. 

This is me gardin our rode.

Skot and me wer just setting down the driveway yesterday when Oh. My. Dawg. 

We saw sumbuddy else on a leash and their person on ARE rode. Skot was telling Als I went berzerk – that must mean “to werk”. Als askt him “How can you tell berzerk from normal?” He said “It's a hire level of crazy.”

 It was hard wek wateverit was.

I havnet just been loungin around, here at Kamp either. I have perfected the “douple grab and drop”. Uszly I just take off with and slobber on one of Als slippers wen she gets home as a sine of affekshun but I figgered there was room for improovement.

Ta dah !!

Speaking of sines, Math is getting kind of boreen these days. After all these many munths there is not much left I havent herd. Well, besides “no, Sophie”. At that time ther lips are movin it beats me wats comin out.

Okay over and out for now,

Sophster, esq.

You have traned me well

Skot was laffing and laffing yesterday and had to explain to Als why. It seems he was not aware of the EFAWS* we have in Klona. That is to say – whenever I heer a raspberry from a peeples rear end I take off like a cat out of hell (wear there ALL frum) befor the smell catches up. Every time!!!!!!

*Early Fart Awareness warning System




was that a braaaap I herd ?! Skott looks a little too smug

better NOT be if you want to keep compnee with me!


Als wanted to say Thanks for the beyootiful berry bowl and she was laffing and laffing about something too. It was about how you put the Kare and Feeding of Me sheet in with a bottle of wine. Garanteed Als will see it there!!

She was kurius about sumthing tho. Also in the bag was a pare of cardboard 3-Dee glasses from the Vibrant Vine. Was that for looken at the Kalala label witch is kind of embossed, or who noes?


Alrite – I wanted to also show you I’m not the only one misbehaven around heer. oh wait did I say that out loud?! I ment to say look what needs to be put in its place :

there, that'll show ya

I know you don’t like me to say dum-ass even though it makes up a mane part of Als vokabulary but onestly … !

Skot and her came back from koffee with these 2 things.




Which would YOU have given me ???!!

No duh, right ?!


sigh …..

So little time, so much for them to lern



oh well, the laps and oops! are alrite heer I gess



see you soon,



The Me xxoo

Catch yu later

Sorry, I hav been asined a task and must do my best for Skot, I only have a minnit to talk

Fillis and kathie came for roast beast last nite.  I must say Fillis has really calmd down the last few years, I think there is hope for her.

 Mark and some beautiful gurl named Jessika were ther too. Skot made the dinner as Als was working but he also made a terbul misteak!!!!!

       !!!!!!

                !!!!!!

There was 1 kilo of meat left-over and my little brother Mark took it all with him. :((

He could have at least took me too for a sleep-over. When they go to ohsoyooz they have 5 dogs on the bed so little me I imajin would be kwite welkum at ther place.

Today when Skot went for a bikeride Als and Kathie wacht a movie about I think Super Heroes cald Zombees. They growl and can bite and eat people. AND they are cald “Walkers”. They must be the future of evolution.

Morning math :

 Skot + peenut butter + tost = no duh -> Me

Pleese excuse me ther is a tutee kid at the door who hasnt met me yet and I must brake him in with my own super power of cuteness.

Love, Me

xx

 

Limmoe serviss

Dear Kit and Bill,
 

In kase you wer wurried, Kathie did not take me out for a Timbit but instead I perswaded her to take off on a road trip.   :}  

It was maybe an abrupt seperashun but its better this way – no tears, no making a seen.  It looked like you guys were distracted moving a lot of stuff to and fro so the timing was good.  As I always say, it’s easier to not apologize than not ask permishun.

I like the Koast this time of year. Kathie wanted to stay with my best friend Fillis but her billding has not been certified high enuf quality for kaynines so I ast to be dropped at Walkies and Bathies’ place.  Skot was extremely happy to see me, the first thing we did was go for a walk, then he showd me what we are doing in the garden this year.  

 

 Looks like kwite the enterprise, I’m not sure we can get it all dun in even a month, don’t expect me bak for a while – maybe you guys shud go sumwhere to take your mind off the loss of me.  I hear the fishing is good in Manitoba…

 

Als showed up from work a wile later.  I made her feel welkum.

 

If you are still talkin to them after my deciszun to stay heer for a while maybe you could at least tell them not to leave me for so long like last nite.  I understand they may have already had plans to go out for a video at Unkle Don and Antie Lorane’s but don’t make a habbit of it is all I’m sayin.  They even forgot to bring me bak a piece of peetza.  watevs

I slept grate last night – totally ignored Als when she was up 6am for work, sheesh.  

The peanut butter toast here is still gud. Its acshully prolly a gud thing I’m here, if Skot ate those 2 pieces every day he’d have to increase his walks. Oh! wait a minnit, I can fix that too

Suckit up, buttercups  -  I’m fine here untikl Joon at least.

Love,

ME  xx

more than wun way to skin a kat

well, not reely – the best way is

1. Bark at and scare the pee out of
2. Corner and scare more pee out of
3. Chomp onto a fleshy bit
4. Disembowel
5. repeat

at least, this is my plan for the day an oppertoonity presents weather a kat or other vermin

for today I wanted to show my followers there is more than wun way to dry a dog after a bath

1)   sundek on a hot day  

 

2) shak attak  

  

you can even see my feetprints !

1. 

so, I am all kleen and reddy for the car-ride to you tomorrow

Camp has bin paws-some but there's no place like Home!

of us three Hedberg-Bells I cant imajin who wants to see who the most

I will just wate heer until its time to go

Love,
Me xxoo

oops! (non-food kind)

so much for my big idea of blogging evry time I get a fan reply, been too busy helping out around here in the nice wether to apees my peeps, sorry!  

Now I have almost too much to tell you in a short time – Skot says we will see you on Munday which is either tomorrow or yesterday maybe

okay starting with the most important → food

duh what els?

There is a grate invenshun here they call it a grenade; the pictures explain themselves.  See if you and Bil can figger out how to make these in the garage at home

Next I gess will be garding the frunt window - notice how when I am not taking ownership of the hole couch I have arranged so me and my blanket match kolors by shoving that dum sheet out of the way

sometimes I allow Saint Skot [notiss the halo] to share my space

I espeshially let him when he has a snak 

 just like he allows me to share his space

 

owch !!! are those reflekty tapes REELY necessary inside ?!

Sumtimes when Dogs in The City with Justin is on I need a better view 

chek it out for the peeveearrrrr at home  

http://www.cbs.com/shows/dogs_in_the_city/

Sumtimes wen people are over they need a better view of me.  that is Jessica's leg

okay, until Munday

affekshunately , me

xxoo