Prancing in the Street

That is a reprezentashun of wat hapend today.

um, not boyz singing like that, but the wurld been happy.

 

I will let Skot tell it [with Als intrupteen as usual]

S : So, me and Sophie are out waken and this lady on a bike stops rite at us. She gushes on and on “THAT is the cutest dog I hav ever seen!!”

A : I do not bleev that.

S : The she saes “I used to hav a wire-hare fox terror”

A : Okay, now I bleev it.

S : and she sed I am VERY well-groomed!

A : Props to me, and Kit.

S : The lady sed her dog livd for seventine yeers.

A : Uh-oh.

S : And for elevn of those yeers she took it to wurk evry day.

A : O those lucky wurkers.

I did not see any ratz in the bush today but it wuz at that same spot ware the lady stopt. I am aware you and Als had a “just kideen” conversahun about me goin over to vancoover to cleer out the vermin from the kiddees playground. 

Ime serius, I wud do it no charge. It wud be better for the ratz than traps – as you say, kwik and bludless.  Think mor about it.

Hay!! You will never bleev this!! A KAT sneekt in heer!!

How??...When?? maybe Kathee left her windo open … I dunno

At any rate, I tried to get under the dor and kleer out the problem but no luk.  

 So far !!!   mwahahaha ....

 

Mooch of the day today is a still and a movee.

Did you no I reely like banas?  I reely do!!  See if they have them at Petsetra wen you get hoam.

 Heers me keeping yor bed warm like I do evry day until you ar hoam.

 I try to spred around the joy, too.

 And, now, can you gess wich wun is me? 

   

Anser : the kutest – agane, another gimme

See yu soon !

They like me, they REELY like me !!

well, no sirprize ther, BUT

on Sunday they arrangd a speshul gathering for me, called “Pawther’s Day”, or something like that.  I no it wasn’t my burthday becas they dint sing the song. Besides I just had my burthday last month or so …

First, 8 of my favrit people came and gathered round me.

Grannee sukt up to me.

Mooch of the day  :

They had roast beast!!

 

And - yule never bleeve it, given the trak record of this place – afterward Skot and Grannee tuk me for a long car-ride!!!!  Grannee got out about haf way thru the trip, we just left her ther and came back home. I gess she wanted to carry on the partee somewhere else….

 

that's me ridin shotgun

The weather has been pretty gud all week yuve been gone.  Here’s me gardin the gardin – not a hide nor a hare dares come around.

 

If Bil misses pulling toys with me you can give him a tug in my absents,

Love, the wun and only Sopharoo  xxoo

All wet

Another Wensday another bath.   

Yu no, THAT part I tollereight pretty gud but you really shud speek to Als about sumthings.

Wun : A)  She clames to hav sum kind of medikal nollege but its not hard to understand how she lost her liesens  [  Wun : B no duh, hang it on your nek dumass ]  anyway wat I was sayeen is she is far from a dental higenist. I am kwite shur she is using the rong end of the teethbrush – do remind her the rite way.

Too) She also washed all my towls and beds – EVEN the wun I shake the shite out of so much [round doenut that goes in my krate]. That is toetally UN-nessessary!! I had a good bunch of green guts coming out of it and she went and stuft it bak in and soed up the hole.  Pleeze set her strate ther to.

Heerz me dryeen off  :

  Also this  :

wate for it ….

wate for it …. 

 Bone-us reel for Bone-us points

I am dusteen the flor heer becoz  :

a)    Sumwun sed “Bath-time!”

b)    Sumwun sed “Bed-time!”

c)    Sumwun sed “Beef-time!”

  Ya, I agree – that was a gimme

Skot says I was about to helicopt any sekund.

Mooch of The day

The World Cup has started.  I gess everywun has to have goles, even Croasha.  This is my gole before I get home. 

Yor swirrel and chipmunk are lucky ther not around heer or I’d be that much closer!

See yu guys in a wile,

Sophster  xxoo

Hewy Loois …

… may “want” a new drug, but I’ve got wun!

It is called the “coffie cooky”, wich is wat I get when Skot and Als go out evry morning. heh heh I gess Skot thinks since I get a treet at bedtime I should hav wun at go away time too. No komplaints here!

Tudering is not winding down at all so far, ther ar stil lots of kids wanting to see me evry week – cant blame em.  It's getting boreen tho doing the same lessuns again and again

Yoo kan see why its hard to get in my blogging time – thees guys are always hogging the computer. I wate and I wate…
   

Jackie has gone on 2 long waks with me and Skot – both at nite after she comes over for math and eets. This is her “asserting her dominants”.

grr-umph!  I don’t see Skot giving HER any peenut butter tost or ME needing any help with math!

Mooches of The Day

Bone-us Extra ;   Mooch of The Week

Jeez Louize is that guy visually impared or wat??!!  get with the program!!

   

I bleeve yor fone is broke or sumthing but heers my number if you need it.
 

Watch out for tiks and heers some liks, from me  xxoo

 

Kween

Is my favrit band for sevral reesuns.

Wun : of kors becas of wat I am.

To : They have a gud song. “bum – bum – bum … Another One Bites The Dust”

Yes, I have dispached another vermin. It wasn’t even in the yard, I hav expanded my teritorrie. Haha I cot Skot unawares, we were just walking on the sidewalk by the park, my plan was to stik near him so I’d have some slak on the leesh, then WHAM! I darted 2 feet into the bush, kilt a swirl, Skot ... uh-hh ... just pushed it bak under the bush with his toe and we careyed on. Nayborhood saved!

Oh my Dog ther is SOO much to tell you but that Als has been busy on the kompuer and wen she’s not the dor is klozed – I can tipe pretty gud as you know AND jump, but jump and turn dornobs I am stil working on. Just you wate.

I gess all else I will say for now is I’ve got 2 – COUNT EM! To! – car-rides so far. That is 2 more than I’ve had in the last 5 yeers here. Wun planned, wun unplanned. Skot akshually tuk me to the mall yesterday on foot and we picked up the kar wear Als left it (out carousing!) (again!) this time on the Sunshine Koast and we road bak in stile. The other time, well, you know, sometimes when a student lets me out the frunt dor by “misteak” and I’ve ran around the nayborhood a few times with 3 peeple chasing me (such joy on my furry face!) somewun will open a car door and I hop in. Funnily enuf after that the car dint go anywear, they must’ve forgot wear they wer hedding.

Another thing to skweese in here kwik is Als has started a collection of pikchurs (I’m shur for a future gallery show) called “Mooch of The Day”. Heres just 2.

 

Glad to here the fish are behaving haf the time.  You’v ebeen gone  - what? – 3 or 4 daze? Gess I’ll see you next week,

Love, mee

 

PS - nice touch, hey?