Inferior Dekorashun

The last couple of days I have been busy getting this hotel in order. The easy part was - lucky for people like me - the kolor intencity of my vishun is not the same as Skot and Malice so there crazy paint job does not affect me as much as Jacky. [“MOM!! It’s like living in Disneyland ... or inside of a pumpkin!! ” she has been herd to exklaim] I haven’t seen Mark around [but I can smell him]. He must be out getting the steaks, thank heavens there is another meatavore in this place.

First : we have re-appolsterd the kouches to be more comfortable for sleeping and looking out the window.

Next : a nice pink sheet on our bed; it has already been in the wash once. You can see where my feet chekd it out.

Now : the hole feng shui thing with the slippers.

Als sort of likes the furry wuns together by the dore.

But don’t yu think its better wun here, and wun somewhere else?

Me too.

Lastly : there was a reel battle over the pink wuns [cot on tape].

but finally i wun, of kors

I cudnt deside here or there.

But finally a grate idea came to me.

ahh Perfect – don’t yu agree ?

Im pretty shur Friday is tomorrow or the next day but I am not a bit worried; Kit and Bil are gud drivers and they are taking the long way heer.

Licks and tricks, xx