Monday, May 27, 2013

Catch yu later

Sorry, I hav been asined a task and must do my best for Skot, I only have a minnit to talk

Fillis and kathie came for roast beast last nite.  I must say Fillis has really calmd down the last few years, I think there is hope for her.


 Mark and some beautiful gurl named Jessika were ther too. Skot made the dinner as Als was working but he also made a terbul misteak!!!!!

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There was 1 kilo of meat left-over and my little brother Mark took it all with him. :((
He could have at least took me too for a sleep-over. When they go to ohsoyooz they have 5 dogs on the bed so little me I imajin would be kwite welkum at ther place.
Today when Skot went for a bikeride Als and Kathie wacht a movie about I think Super Heroes cald Zombees. They growl and can bite and eat people. AND they are cald “Walkers”. They must be the future of evolution.

Morning math :
 Skot + peenut butter + tost = no duh -> Me






Pleese excuse me ther is a tutee kid at the door who hasnt met me yet and I must brake him in with my own super power of cuteness.
Love, Me
xx

 




Sunday, May 26, 2013

Limmoe serviss


Dear Kit and Bill,

 
In kase you wer wurried, Kathie did not take me out for a Timbit but instead I perswaded her to take off on a road trip.   :}  

It was maybe an abrupt seperashun but its better this way – no tears, no making a seen.  It looked like you guys were distracted moving a lot of stuff to and fro so the timing was good.  As I always say, it’s easier to not apologize than not ask permishun.

I like the Koast this time of year. Kathie wanted to stay with my best friend Fillis but her billding has not been certified high enuf quality for kaynines so I ast to be dropped at Walkies and Bathies’ place.  Skot was extremely happy to see me, the first thing we did was go for a walk, then he showd me what we are doing in the garden this year.  

 

 Looks like kwite the enterprise, I’m not sure we can get it all dun in even a month, don’t expect me bak for a while – maybe you guys shud go sumwhere to take your mind off the loss of me.  I hear the fishing is good in Manitoba…
 
Als showed up from work a wile later.  I made her feel welkum.

 

If you are still talkin to them after my deciszun to stay heer for a while maybe you could at least tell them not to leave me for so long like last nite.  I understand they may have already had plans to go out for a video at Unkle Don and Antie Lorane’s but don’t make a habbit of it is all I’m sayin.  They even forgot to bring me bak a piece of peetza.  watevs

I slept grate last night – totally ignored Als when she was up 6am for work, sheesh.  

The peanut butter toast here is still gud. Its acshully prolly a gud thing I’m here, if Skot ate those 2 pieces every day he’d have to increase his walks. Oh! wait a minnit, I can fix that too

Suckit up, buttercups  -  I’m fine here untikl Joon at least.

Love,
ME  xx