Bill and Kit were ignorrng me nd I snuk on the computer! I red aboat a dog namd Toto and his advenchurs. They sond a lot lik mine! Toto wnt to OZ to get rid of sum vermin and such. And wen his job was dun, he went hom to Kanzas. I extermated all the vermin in NorVan and came home to Kelona. Her is me bak from OZ:
I am keepin Bill and Kit compny as you can see:
Bill is a bzy guy and I hav to wurk hard to keep trak of him:
It is vry dry in Kanzas - so I drnk lots of watr:
No frsh kills yet. Bill warned the marmits about my ferosius huntin abily. Next blog post I will diskus swimin lesons. Liks and kisses Sophie
"I have come home at last! This is my real country! I belong here. This is the land I have been looking for all my life, though I never knew it till now...Come further up, come further in!"
Ya, whatever. I'm not shur if I
can be kompleetly onbord with a guy who makes a giant kat [bleh] the hero in his
books, but I agree with the scentiment.
Yesterday Skot and Als took me on a farely grate rode trip to Klona, eksept Als
was riding shotgun and I was in the krate. Somewun did not get the memo.
We did stop for ice kreem tho and I got
the tips, also Als sed anytime we need to stop for a pea to let her know.
I have arranged things kwite well in the short time I have been bak.
The laborers are in the feeld and I am
soopervizing.
So far, so gud.
I should not be getting itchy paws again
for 4 to 6 weeks, around next Tuesday.
um, not boyz singing like that, but the wurld been happy.
I will let Skot tell
it [with Als intrupteen as usual]
S : So, me and
Sophie are out waken and this lady on a bike stops rite at us. She
gushes on and on “THAT is the cutest
dog I hav ever seen!!”
A : I do not bleev
that.
S : The she saes “I
used to hav a wire-hare fox terror”
A : Okay, now I
bleev it.
S : and she sed I am VERY well-groomed!
A : Props to me, and Kit.
S : The lady sed her
dog livd for seventine yeers.
A : Uh-oh.
S : And for elevn of
those yeers she took it to wurk evry day.
A : O those lucky
wurkers.
I did not see any
ratz in the bush today but it wuz at that same spot ware the lady stopt. I am aware you and Als
had a “just kideen” conversahun about me goin over to vancoover to cleer out
the vermin from the kiddees playground.
Ime serius, I wud do it no charge. It
wud be better for the ratz than traps – as you say, kwik and bludless.Think mor about it.
Hay!! You will never
bleev this!! A KAT sneekt in heer!!
How??...When?? maybe
Kathee left her windo open … I dunno
At any rate, I tried
to get under the dor and kleer out the problem but no luk.
So far !!! mwahahaha ....
Mooch of the day
today is a still and a movee.
Did you no I reely
like banas?I reely do!!See if they have them at Petsetra wen you get
hoam.
Heers me keeping yor
bed warm like I do evry day until you ar hoam.
on Sunday they
arrangd a speshul gathering for me, called “Pawther’s Day”, or
something like that.I no it wasn’t my burthday
becas they dint sing the song. Besides I just had my burthday last month or so …
First, 8 of my
favrit people came and gathered round me.
Grannee sukt up to
me.
Mooch of the
day:
They had roast
beast!!
And - yule never
bleeve it, given the trak record of this place – afterward Skot and Grannee tuk
me for a long car-ride!!!!Grannee got
out about haf way thru the trip, we just left her ther and came back home. I
gess she wanted to carry on the partee somewhere else….
that's me ridin shotgun
The weather has been
pretty gud all week yuve been gone.Here’s
me gardin the gardin – not a hide nor a hare dares come around.
If Bil misses
pulling toys with me you can give him a tug in my absents,
Yu no, THAT part I tollereight
pretty gud but you really shud speek to Als about sumthings.
Wun : A)She clames to hav sum kind of medikal nollege
but its not hard to understand how she lost her liesens[Wun
: B no duh, hang it on your nek dumass ] anyway wat I was sayeen is she is far from a
dental higenist. I am kwite shur she
is using the rong end of the teethbrush – do remind her the rite way.
Too) She also washed
all my towls and beds – EVEN the wun I shake the shite out of so much [round doenut that goes in my krate]. That is toetally UN-nessessary!! I had a good bunch
of green guts coming out of it and she went and stuft it bak in and soed up the
hole.Pleeze set her strate ther to.
Heerz me dryeen off:
Also this:
wate for it ….
wate for it ….
Bone-us reel for
Bone-us points
I am dusteen the
flor heer becoz :
a)Sumwun
sed “Bath-time!”
b)Sumwun sed “Bed-time!”
c)Sumwun sed “Beef-time!”
Ya, I agree – that was
a gimme
Skot says I was about to helicopt any sekund.
Mooch of The day
The World Cup has
started.I gess everywun has to have
goles, even Croasha.This is my gole
before I get home.
Yor swirrel and chipmunk are lucky ther not around heer or I’d
be that much closer!
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