more than wun way to skin a kat

well, not reely – the best way is

1. Bark at and scare the pee out of
2. Corner and scare more pee out of
3. Chomp onto a fleshy bit
4. Disembowel
5. repeat

at least, this is my plan for the day an oppertoonity presents weather a kat or other vermin

for today I wanted to show my followers there is more than wun way to dry a dog after a bath

1)   sundek on a hot day  

 

2) shak attak  

  

you can even see my feetprints !

1. 

so, I am all kleen and reddy for the car-ride to you tomorrow

Camp has bin paws-some but there's no place like Home!

of us three Hedberg-Bells I cant imajin who wants to see who the most

I will just wate heer until its time to go

Love,
Me xxoo

oops! (non-food kind)

so much for my big idea of blogging evry time I get a fan reply, been too busy helping out around here in the nice wether to apees my peeps, sorry!  

Now I have almost too much to tell you in a short time – Skot says we will see you on Munday which is either tomorrow or yesterday maybe

okay starting with the most important → food

duh what els?

There is a grate invenshun here they call it a grenade; the pictures explain themselves.  See if you and Bil can figger out how to make these in the garage at home

Next I gess will be garding the frunt window - notice how when I am not taking ownership of the hole couch I have arranged so me and my blanket match kolors by shoving that dum sheet out of the way

sometimes I allow Saint Skot [notiss the halo] to share my space

I espeshially let him when he has a snak 

 just like he allows me to share his space

 

owch !!! are those reflekty tapes REELY necessary inside ?!

Sumtimes when Dogs in The City with Justin is on I need a better view 

chek it out for the peeveearrrrr at home  

http://www.cbs.com/shows/dogs_in_the_city/

Sumtimes wen people are over they need a better view of me.  that is Jessica's leg

okay, until Munday

affekshunately , me

xxoo

Sending You Sum Sun

and I see you got it!

Part of my rooteen around here is gardin'  -  inside and out  -  so here is me doing just that

(1) Getting reddy to go out

Skot says “Sophie has never met a door she doesnt want to be on the other side of” whatever that means! of course  once I've been out I want in and vicey versa – thinks can change fast and I dont like to miss stuff

 

(2) The deck garden is boring, just herbs no katz

I'm going to scout ahead

(3) Nothing to worry about in this sector

(4) wow that was tough worK

Inside, I keep an eye on the kids

sometimes from hear

sometimes from hear

jackie prefers me from hear

 

hah! did you notice I'm giving her the demon eye?

you say you are on the road again, I hope it is in this direkshun

drive safely, see you soon – it's bean almost a [dog's] year since you left

as you can see I am pretty ankshus with worry

xxoo

Sophie B

Ai aye eye I

Wun week ago and it reely was Joon 14^th I came in from the backyard and Skot was wiping me down I don’t know what for, its not like there stuff couldn’t use more fresh wet dog aroma.  Anyway Skot noticed some blood on my face and when that was all cleend up it turned out I had got poked near the rite eye somehow.  I honestly don’t remember doing anything but what I mean is you should see the other guy!  It was 5 rottenwilers and a skunk I was pertecting the razed vegtables frum no word of a lie.   

Skot took a look around but of cors there was no danger to be found what did he expect?!  I caused them all to jump the fence they were so skeered.  We went to the vet and everything chekt out a-okay with no further leeks, complikashuns, or battle scars.  The vet is well-named “ Dr. Bratty “.  In case you are wundering I remain battle-reddy at 8.9 kg.

Heer’s what it used to look like :

Now I'm bak to normal

 

That was the first car-ride those guys have given me all this time but not the last!!  I have made 3 excapes this week do to stoodents coming or going or the garage door going up.  Not to place any blame … but Als was not responsible for any of them - ahem.  Each time I hedded down the driveway Skot or Als got the nearest person to open there car door and I leept rite in - including the mom of one of the math kids, I jumpt rite over her lap into the shotgun seet.  Sheesh the things a kaynine has to do around here to travel in style.

Scott does not take the most flattering fotos [of either of us], either

This wun's better.  See the family resembalce?

 

Okay, gotta go.  I always have my gard up and you never no when the air-locks could go down.  heh heh heh

Yips and licks,

Sophie  xxoo

A funny thing happent on the way to the coffee shop

Skot and Als got lost !  Twice !!

about 3 or 4 days ago on May 26^th they headed off on their dayly abandonment of me and did not get bak until it was dark.  They smelt of my best friend Granny and I heard them talking about taking the fairy to Nanaimo – is that like the tooth fairy?  I chekt on there camera and Oh My Dog!  lookit

  

THEN, yesterday or the day before on Joon 2^nd, more “fairy” – this time to Viktoria until bed-time

What the howl !!

Luckily Mark just happened to come by both daze right when I was wanting to go out.  I was hoping to go out to a club [kennel] or some such but instead he let me go Shak in the backyard wich was also fun

 

I was kinda worried about losing my lap privledges, but everything seems back to good and normal now.

 

perfect

Tomorrow is fathers’ day, I hope Skot gets a bar-be-cue to grill me up some stakes but he is not much of a meat-a-tarian.  The only kind of treets and oopses I get around here are … wait! never mind.  I never said nothing about treets and oopses – when you are bak you will have to double up on my snax.

 

Okay, see you soon

Wags and tugs,

Soph

Rooteen Stuf

Baths  :

Who is washing who around here ?!

 

Waks  :

It’s a jungle out here.  and still no new holes in the fence

 

Snax  :

Yay!  Roast Beast this week and I get to help with the dishes!

 

 

 I am really "into" helping out around here.

Naps  :

Funny, Skot & Als cover up a few of my favrit spots, I guess they don’t want the furniture to get me dirty.  But I don’t mind!  Next time they turn around everything is organized better.

 

 

Oh oh!  Gotta go!  Walkies !!

Love,

Herself, me

The Paws of Fissicks

or maybe it’s gravity  …  yu can only hold in so many concepts at a time with a K9 vocabulary.  If the average dog knows 25 words and I am 3 times superior to normal then I must understand at least 12 words, rite?  Rite!   

[ I checkt this on Skot’s scientific calucator ]

so here is the mystery of the day

if you want a good look at something suspicious in the nayberhood you have to get Close

then Closer

then Very Very Close

but!  then!  ah-hhhh-hhhhhhh-hhhhh-hhhh

the windowsill goes over your head - fast !

and all of a sudden you are behind the couch looking up !!

In your evaluashun to the Camp Direktor, please mention that they need a platform between the couch and the window.

I have fell back there twice already.

Also if they wud leave the window open, I cud rocket launch easier off the roof at the people and animals that touch my road.

Speaking of which, Skot and I were out the other day and came across a nice couple walking a dangerous dog on the road and I started alerting it “Don’t mess with me or Skot will get you!  Don’t mess with me or Skot will get you!  Don’t mess with me or Skot will get you!  Don’t mess with me or Skot will get you!  Don’t mess with me or Skot will get you!  Don’t mess with me or Skot will get you!  Don’t mess with me or Skot will get you! “

and the lady said “hey where do you live?” and Mr. Security Leak himself pointed “over there on Fircrest” and the people said “oh we know your dog, she barks at us from your living room window every day when we walk in the trail”  and instead of beaming with pride and replying “yep, she’s grate isn’t she?” Skot sort of gulped and mumbled something and hurried me off in the other direkshun. 

maybe he had an appointment …

okay, that’s it for now – when it gets to be May 27 tell Bill Happy Birthday from me his pal the Sophster

xx