Toto

Bill and Kit were ignorrng me nd I snuk on the computer! I red aboat a dog namd Toto and his advenchurs.  They sond a lot lik mine!

Toto wnt to OZ to get rid of sum vermin and such. And wen his job was dun, he went hom to Kanzas.

I extermated all the vermin in NorVan and came home to Kelona.

Her is me bak from OZ:

I am keepin Bill and Kit compny as you can see:

Bill is a bzy guy and I hav to wurk hard to keep trak of him:

It is vry dry in Kanzas - so I drnk lots of watr:

No frsh kills yet.  Bill warned the marmits about my ferosius huntin abily.

Next blog post I will diskus swimin lesons.

Liks and kisses

Sophie

Kingdom Come

"I have come home at last! This is my real country! I belong here. This is the land I have been looking for all my life, though I never knew it till now...Come further up, come further in!"

C.S. Lewis, The Last Battle (Chronicles of Narnia, #7)

Ya, whatever.  I'm not shur if I can be kompleetly onbord with a guy who makes a giant kat [bleh] the hero in his books, but I agree with the scentiment. 

Yesterday Skot and Als took me on a farely grate rode trip to Klona, eksept Als was riding shotgun and I was in the krate.  Somewun did not get the memo.   

We did stop for ice kreem tho and I got the tips, also Als sed anytime we need to stop for a pea to let her know. 

I have arranged things kwite well in the short time I have been bak. 

The laborers are in the feeld and I am soopervizing. 

So far, so gud. 

I should not be getting itchy paws again for 4 to 6 weeks, around next Tuesday. 

Until then I remain yor loyal K9 diareeist, 

SB-H  xxoo

VARMITTS !!!

Lissen up.

Skot tells me you hav an invashun on yor hands.

I tell you my work here is dun.

This is the only tutoreen kid left.

There are no problems on the street.

or in the yard

these pichers were taken on 3 different daze

and Als says I still kant have that slipper, even tho I have terrior-ized the crap out of my bed every day

I dint care for the paw-nail polish she tried on me [note its purpel of cors]

the food here is the pits [Als missed the food dish wen she daned to give me some scrapings]

the oopsies are few and far between

[obviusly this guy is a hard sell]

you have been gone at least a week

It is TIME for me to return

I am in the car, reddy !!  

I am NOT getting out until we are bak in Klona.

well ... maybe for a pee and water break in Maret, there mite be sum varmitts ther to chase off as wel ...

See you at dinner time – yay