Es-Car-GO !!!

 Skot and I agree on a lot of things (peenit butter, waks, my kuteness) but its funny sumtimes he gets it so rong.

Like, “I” know the best way to handel people tuching the rode is simplee yell at them until they go away. Wurks evry time. Sumtimes it takes a wile, sumtimes they cum bak evry day like the letter karrier, sumtimes yu haf to amp up the volyume, sumtimes Skot intrupts me.

Wun thing I don’t get about “him” is wat happend today. He goes all cyko about some inanimit objekt he sees on the porch – a “slug” he kalt it. Onestly I cud not have been leest interested. Apparently its sum kind of mistree how it got ther and how long it took to get ther. Ther is NO mistree tho that akkordeen to Skot its intenshuns are wun hundrid perscent evil. It was hedding rite for his greenhouse.  That is, if you cud say sometheen resembling my turd cud be hedding anywear.  He seemed to take a wile to figger out wich fens to fling it over. The 3 neerest naybers “hav gardens” – the thurd wun over has a yappy annoying dog – Bingo! kase klosed.

Hay I sed last tiem that Jakob wuzzent coming bak but I gess he was haven a hard time not seen me. He was back on Toosday and is coming again tomorrow.  THAT is sposed to be the last time.

It is a troo fakt that Jakob is weel-nown as a “bee wisperer”.  They go to him, and he pets them.  He is very pertective of them.  Skot kalls Jakob a “dog wisperer” as wel.  Notice this sequence of events.

I leep on him

He holds me

I am getting sleeeeepy

 

I am conkt out

 Skot wants yu to know I am eating real good – not gobleen my kibbels but finishing them all early in the day.  Alice does not want yu to know she is spayseen out my baths for wen people cum over like this week she is holdeen out until Thursday becas they are haven there frends for a movee nite.  I told her the stinkeer the dog the more natral it is but she razed an eybrow about that wun.

Speekeen of movies [and stinky feet!], they hav sum pretty gud teevee here. Not much Space or Storge Wars or Historee or wotnaught but they do like “Bones”.  Me too!

 

See yu next week – thats Joon izzen it ?

Soaf  xxoo